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President Klayton was there, of America, and Premier Smith, of Russia was there as well. Suddenly a hard rock feeds large bang was heard, and the two superpowers thought for hard rock feeds a moment that someone had nuked them! Smoke plumed in billows into the room. And there, emerging from the clouds of smoke, was, "Meathead McKinley." "What the hell are you doing here?" an incensed premier demanded. "I am here to save the world," said Gerald McKinley, precisely two days before the world would end. "That, my good man, is what we are trying to do." said Klayton. "No, no, no, no.. You don't understand," blustered McKinley. "Listen, asshole. We know we are sitting on a precarious situation with all of these nuclear warheads! Somone planted a bomb on my jet today, to try and stop it. Fortuneately I hate jets, and took a Sessna." Said Smith. "You hate jets? I hate Sessnas," replied Klayton. "Really? No I much prefer to be in something with less combustible---" "Shut the fuck up!" burst McKinley.
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