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| beer, sudan, monkey sex, robert de niro, cameron, templates/tv shows, media, television shows, william russ, vincent d'onofrio, music, band name generator, movies, aphex twin, diary, salt lake city, release dates, | And don’t even get heather champ started on the “oh, but we need the rain” litany. Move to flippin’ Seattle if you love it that much. As to ourself, we like it hot and dry. heather champ We can always buy water from somebody unfortunate enough to live in a place where natural selection means that children are born with swim fins and gills. Oh, did heather champ we mention that it’s been frackin’ raining for days now? Does His Majesty really have to dig out those Ark Building Instructions again? Wait, let us go find our cubit to feet conversion tables. And forget about the two of every animal nonsense. First we have to make sure that the tennis court, jacuzzi and sun deck fits in there, then we can fill up any superfluous space with critters. If they’re tasty. Not to mention that His Majesty now has yet ANOTHER reason to hate the rain: You see, somehow the weight and suddenness of the downpour managed to cave in the roof of the Imperial Gun Range. |
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| Since they obviously won’t let us drag them out of the caves, we should just roll a few thermonuclear devices in there and roll a huge fucking rock in front of the entrance. Savage, sadistical, shit-eating, subhuman scum. Posted by Emperor Darth Misha I @ 11:31 pm | Plink | Trackback | 55 Comments » Filed under: movies Blogs and movies Blogging, Religion of Pus Just In Case You Were Wondering… Life in the Empire, Rants and RavesHis Imperial Majesty hates rain, snow and movies cold weather with a purple passion. This may come as a surprise to those of you who know where I come from, but let me tell you one thing: Those Vikings who stay don’t stay where they are because of the weather. On the other hand, compared with what he grew up with, one might reasonably suggest that His Imperiousness doesn’t have that much to complain about now that he’s a proud Texan, but His Rottieness never claimed to be reasonable. |
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