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| craigs list, wordssong lyrics dmx get at me dog (remix) unknown, jennifer esposito, techno, sandra bullock, gardolins, fazed, léon, directors, dvd, david steinberg, doris, papillon soo, | Whiney. [I can see you've got that rapier wit. I wouldn't community have thought of calling a whiner, "Whiney." Brillance!] Name: Susan Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch: even though hundreds of people apply to this site every day, I'm hoping that in your attempst to rip me apart you will bite down hard on my inner, hedgehog-like undercoating. [You've got to work out a little more to turn this marshmallow fluff into something requiring teeth community to chew.] I'm a heartless bitch because I community work at a very high-class nursing home where I am forced to appease the stuck up, [You're NOT forced. If you don't like the job, FIND ANOTHER.] my-mother-deserves-the-best-you-can-give-so-drop-everything-and-work-for-your-money-dammit, families of the sweet people that live there. |
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