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| --H&H Bagels, Broadway & 80th Overheard by: Sophia Girl: carmela soprano His mom called me up carmela soprano so drunk at 1 in the morning carmela soprano today, but somehow I really wasn't that surprised. --Juilliard cafeteria Drunk girl: He was always trying to make out with Mom, and I was like, "Jeez, give somebody else a turn..." --Union Pool, Williamsburg Overheard by: Joe Chick: So my mother sits me down and goes, "I met these two girls who were former Miss Vermonts." Anyways, she thought I should be the next Miss Vermont. Something about scholarships to school. And I'm like, well, we don't even live in Vermont... --N train Woman on cell: If I had $35 million, Mother, then I would buy a car and drive home! --13th & 4th Link To or Email this Post Wednesday One-liners Are Koo Koo Hobo: Was it right to be kicked out of a house for being an adult with a child mind? |
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