And I was like, sauce motherbitch

trailers, goth, how to edit a page, motherbitch, bill raymond, beta blocker, sudan, arabic, girly, carmela soprano, pamie, wordssong lyrics 2pac i'm losin it r u still down? (remember me), donna powers, benny blanco, wordssong lyrics 2pac this life i lead better dayz, whales, goodfellas(two disc special edition), poetry, Girl #2: Are you saying that only Catholics are charitable? Girl #1: What? --1 Train Overheard by: Karla In a crowded bathroom, a drunk guy at the short urinal calls over to his sauce friend about six urinals sauce down. Guy #1: Hey, man! Why is mine so small? Is yours this small? Guy #2: What? --Penn Station men's room Girl #1: Is it hot in here or are my eyes just burning? Girl #2: What? sauce --M66 bus Overheard by: Gabriella Link To or Email this Post The "Hello, My Name Is" Sticker Was the First Hint Girlfriend snaps a photo of her tourist boyfriend, posing under a street sign. Guy: Looking good, Perry. Tourist: How did he know my...? Oh. --Perry & Greenwich Overheard by: Bonno Link To or Email this Post Real Life Public Service Announcements (NYC Style) Girl #1: Where have you been lately? Girl #2: I've been with Caesar. Girl #3: Yo, you've been skipping school for a week. What the fuck up with that? Girl #2: Caesar has been treating me nice. Yo, he got a nice dick and we've been fucking every day.
Best Mature Paysites
And I was like, "Fuck yeah, you communist fuck." Yeah, I told that guy all right. --Bus to Port Authority Overheard by: Cary Gitter motherbitch Link To or Email this Post ...Where Our Editor is Moving To motherbitch As We Speak White guy #1: I just came back from a doctor visit, I'm loaded with prescriptions, Zanax, Viagra, I got motherbitch everything, man. White guy #2: Yeah, you got painkillers? White guy #1: Hell yeah, I'm a Vet, any time I get sore, I take one. I'm good, shit, I don't even have to pay for these things. White guy #2: Can I get some Vicodin? White guy #1: Nah, see that I don't got, you got to go down to this bar in Bay Ridge. Where are you from? White guy #2: Sunset Park. --86th & 4th, Brooklyn Overheard by: Nosey Girl Link To or Email this Post cf. "Husband" Boy: We're watching Pimp My Ride. Man: What does "pimp" mean? Boy: It's someone who owns women. --Washington Square Village Link To or Email this Post Snappy Questions to Stupid Questions Girl #1: You are way more charitable than I am.
television, boyfriend, short, amaru
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the largest sex personals network.FREE signup!
Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams,
meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now