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*nsync, eskimo, single mother, henancius, blabbermouth, jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, natalie portman, wordssong lyrics ja rule i'll f___ u girl (skit) unknown, alexander, 8008135,
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Barry's Customer: Why not? Barry: God. Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song. Oops, is she in a coma? Rob: If you *really* wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me reviews earlier. Rob: [lying in bed imagining the scene] You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is reviews having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head. Rob: Get your reviews patchouli stink outta my store. Rob: Where's Ian? Or Ray, or... what is his fucking name, anyway? What do you call him, Ian or Ray? Laura: Ray. I hate Ian. Rob: I hate him too. Laura: Yeah... I'm sure.
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