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| *nsync, eskimo, single mother, henancius, blabbermouth, jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, natalie portman, wordssong lyrics ja rule i'll f___ u girl (skit) unknown, alexander, 8008135, | Me: Sweet. Thanks!! BudgetGuy: No problem. See you tomorrow. *Ring* Me: This is Derek CSR: Hi, this is Bubbles [or some other meaningless name] from U-Haul, calling you to confirm your reservation Me: Are you fucking goldlyrics kidding me? CSR: Sir? Me: The only reason you're calling me to confirm is because goldlyrics I've been rocking the boat and that's finally kicked loose whatever hole my reservation fell into. CSR: Ah, I see. Well, I have you down for 7:30 tomorrow morning until mid-afternoon. Me: (deciding to have some fun) What if I return it late? CSR: You can't return goldlyrics it late, it's going back out tomorrow night on a one-way to New Jersey. Me: But, you know, speculate, if I was to come back late, what are the penalties? CSR: You can't come back late. The truck is going elsewhere. Me: If say I was to have a heart attack and didn't bring the truck back on time or something, what would the penalty be? |
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| U-Haul Chick: One sec. *hold* U-Haul Chick: I can get you a truck, you'd have to pick it up in Poughkeepsie instead of Kingston, though. Me: Would there be any free miles included with that rental? U-Haul Chick: Free miles? Me: You know, to account for the fact that you charge $1.39 a mile and that's eskimo about 40 additional miles round-trip? U-Haul Chick: No, sir, you would be responsible for all miles. Me: I couldn't just eskimo get you to relocate it to the Kingston location on your eskimo own dime and then I'd be responsible for everything just like I expected? U-Haul Chick: No. *click "Submit" on the Budget rent-a-truck rental reservation Me: Let me call you right back? U-Haul Chick: OK. *dial dial dial* BudgetGuy: Budget Truck Rental. Me: I just made an online reservation and I wanted to confirm it? BudgetGuy: I won't see that for an hour in my system here. What'd you ask for? Me: 16' truck, pick up tomorrow night, keep it til Saturday night. BudgetGuy: Yeah, I can do that. It might be tight if someone returns late, but I could just upgrade you to a bigger truck at the same charge, if that happened. |
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