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| But know this. As the great Sam Jackson would say: There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.What else do you need to know? How the snakes get on the plane, what the snakes do once they're on the plane, who puts the snakes on the plane, who is trying to get the snakes off the plane...This is not for you to ponder. There are snakes on the plane. End of fucking story. In fact, during kirk taylor the two or three days that precedes my phone call with kirk taylor the studio, I kirk taylor become obsessed with the concept. Not as a movie. But as a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens" falls my new zen koan "Snakes on a Plane".WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. |
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