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| egypt, bregman, blabbermouth.net, boyfriend, classifieds, tommylasorda, bob, dean parisot, frank dileo, pachanga, ron gabriel, virgin, tony kaye, album (music), moviedatabase, kirk taylor, african american, mp3, comedy, iranian, syria, evil thatcher, | we want to make this movie so let's all just agree that no matter how much work it is, we'll call it 'a little work'".I ask Agent the name of the project, what it's about, etc. He says: Snakes on a Plane. Holy portillo shit, I'm thinking. It's portillo a title. It's a concept. It's a poster and a logline and whatever else you need it to be. It's perfect. Perfect. It's the Everlasting Gobstopper of movie titles.I say to Agent: "Tell me nothing else. Get me the script and put me on the phone with those lucky bastards at New Line Cinema!"So he does and he does.Now out of both loyalty to the sacred bond between studio and screenwriter and also a serious desire to keep getting hired in this town, I will not give away any of the plot details of SNAKES ON A PLANE. |
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| think. You can read the article yourself. Now nowhere does the studio actually say they're changing the title. But Sam Jackson's pretty sure moviedatabase he's doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE. And if Sam Jackson thinks he's doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE...you're doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE.Why do I care? Because I love SNAKES ON A moviedatabase PLANE. Love it. It makes me giggle like the fat, lazy schoolgirl I am. Here's why:Some months moviedatabase ago my agent called me (we'll call him...Agent). Agent says: "New Line's got a project they want you to look at. They're making the movie. They love it. It needs a little work."Now when a studio tells you something needs "a little work" what that really means is "maybe it needs a little work, maybe it needs a lotta work, maybe you should tell us how much work it needs...but |
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