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Clayton Bigsby: Jasper, there's nigger around here. That damn monkey was beatin' my hood [then Clayton gets back in the car and they drive off] Clayton Bigsby: [shouts] White power! Nigger! Leonard Washington: [talking to Ashy Larry] Boy, you're drier than Kunta Kinte's ankles. Miss Harvey: Look at that, Calvins got a job! Hey, Calvin! Calvin: Hey Miss Harvey! Just got my first paycheck. Miss Harvey: That's good, Calvin very good! Neighbor: Way to go young brotha, gettin' paid, gettin' paid. Thug #3: Yo, avery brooks I heard Calvin got a job. Thug #1: Man, I'm proud of him! avery brooks Thug #2: [pulling ski mask over his face] Let's rob that nigga, man. Tyrone Biggums: [Tyrone is eating elk penis as part of the final challenge on Fear Factor] You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time! Joe Rogan: Tyrone, are you okay? Tyrone Biggums: [while walking painstakingly slowly over hot coals] Hey, Joe Rogan, is it almost lunchtime 'cuz I smell somebody cookin'!
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