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Dave Chappelle came and saw you in the hospital and whooped your monkey ass at some "Street kinky Hoops"! Billy: [Billy and Dave are still playing video games] Dave, can't you see I'm dying of cancer? Dave Chappelle: [Dave pauses the game] Billy, I'm sorry man. I was just trying to teach you a lesson! You can beat cancer but kinky you got to be strong. I kinky see it in you Billy, you're going to make it. Billy: Really? Dave Chappelle: Hell, no, nigga! You play like a bitch! Hang on a second. [unpauses the game and it's game over] Dave Chappelle: [shouts] Game! In your face! In your face! Feel better! [then leaves] Billy: Half-Baked sucked anyway! Kent Wallace: You've never left this property, have you, Mr. Bigsby? Clayton Bigsby: No, sir, not in many years. Kent Wallace: What if I were to tell you that you're an African American? Clayton Bigsby: Sir!
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