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| hip hop, welker white, candyman:day of the dead, bryan gordon, forums, applications, rebhorn, 2000, blogstream, algierian, unfogged, tour dates, anime, beer, albums, phil bonyata, elliott gould, generation terrorists, karina arroyave, transexual, | 8:40 am: Run pirated Skateboard game. 8:41 am: Computer crashes, needs to reboot. 8:50 am: Gets an irate ICQ message telling him to stop forwarding stupid rumors and ultramagnetic to visit the ICQ Lies website. 8:55 am: Reads about ten ultramagnetic words on the first page and is too clueless to understand what the site is about. 9:03 am: Leaves a message in guestbook using all the words he can spell... thinks he is sooooo cool. ultramagnetic 9:05 am: Finds an article on over-clocking computers, takes case off his Dell and decides to give it a try. 9:10 am: Didn't bother to fully read instructions, leaves power supply plugged-in and is electrocuted. 9:55 am: Found dead in room by his mother... later receives a Darwin Award. Okay... so I indulged in a little wishful thinking. But hey, it could have happened. Name: Date: jon Email: idonthinkso@eatshit.com |
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| 7:05 am: Logs into ICQ and forwards messages to everyone on his beer contact list. 7:20 am: Gets a new UIN when he finally figures out that everyone has his old number on their Ignore Lists. 7:25 am: Enters a random chat. 7:27 am: Gets booted from a random chat. 7:30 am: Visits his favorite HaXoR website and downloads the latest warez. 8:00 am: Runs new ICQ hacking program and unknowingly infects his computer with a trojan backdoor. 8:05 am: Gives up trying to figure out new program beer since it is too complicated (ie. has more than one button to click on). 8:10 am: Logs on to IRC. 8:15 am: Is recognized by IRC moderator and is immediately kicked and banned. 8:20 am: Decides to make the kOOlEsT wEbSiTe on the net and gets a Geocities account. 8:30 am: Gives-up on website because it might require him to think for the first time in his life. 8:35 am: Gets in another ICQ chat and tries to cyber with an 82 year old grandmother... is quickly booted. 8:38 am: Sends an e-mail to all his school buddies boasting about the "hot babe" he "did" on ICQ. |
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