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What do they poem do all day to fill their miserable existence? Let's take a look into little Johnny's morning on the day he found my website (I'm assuming the above poster is a male and that it's highly unlikely the message was written by my mother *g*). 6:00 am: Wakes-up and tells parents that he is too sick to go to school. Since he inherited his IQ from them they believe poem him. 6:05 am: Changes out of wet pajamas and poem puts on SkAtEr DuDe t-shirt and pants. 6:10 am: Eats candy bar for breakfast, then slips out to garage for a quick smoke. 6:30 am: Logs on to AOL and checks e-mail... thinks a Nigerian banker wants to make him rich, sends dad's bank account number (so much for the college tuition fund, but then it probably would have been wasted anyway). 7:00 am: Uses a stolen password to log into a porn website and take care of hormonal urges. 7:01 am: Cleans keyboard and mouse.
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