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| turkish, iraq, thesopranos, alcohol, u, raymond j. barry, billy gallo, donal sutherland, portillo, wallpapers, loretta devine, tony danza, | now you're friends, with occasional benefits. suck it up.) now your third player, hi my name's scooter kirk taylor and i kill puppies for satan. kirk taylor yes i was named after the character on the muppet show. hi scooter. gerald stebbins blah blah blah. and how do you know joanie and morton? so by the end of this you'll have inter-character stuff going on, just what you wanted, characters talking, getting kirk taylor to know each other, spilling beer on each others' sofas and dropping butts in each others' potted plants. never fails. i guarantee it or your money back. tell the guy at the counter i said so. how many fish would a blowfish blow? or, the evil fucked up side of ... zombies let's start with a sorcerous spell: - the obedient servant, 3 potency - cast on a corpse. the corpse becomes animate and supernaturally strong. it will follow your instructions but is stupid as shit. the spell lasts for as long as you want, but the corpse continues to decompose the whole while. blowfish poison is a traditional component of the spell (as we know from the serpent and the rainbow). |
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| are you like his friend or what? (everybody and their fucking dog compares roleplaying to improv theater. make your players work for it!) now your next player. hi, my name's joanie and i kill puppies for satan. hi joanie. my mother abandoned me loretta devine in the dumpster behind a post office, i was raised by a postal worker who muttered and mowed his lawn every damn day, christmas, easter, rain, snow, the fuckin' ice loretta devine storm of '97, he didn't miss a single day, loretta devine out there with his mower grinding away at twenty two inches of solid frozen ice, i mean fuck, man. thanks for sharing that, joanie. (what about you and gerald stebbins? what gift do you get him?) here it is: and how do you and morton know each other? then sit there and don't say anything until they work it out. (if it's clear that they're not gonna work it out, lazy fuckers, do something mean to them. okay, well, you were internet pen pals, you were both posing as fifteen year old virgin girls, you decided to meet at the mall, and there you were. |
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