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| turkish, iraq, thesopranos, alcohol, u, raymond j. barry, billy gallo, donal sutherland, portillo, wallpapers, loretta devine, tony danza, | have everybody make their characters. you know how in some games it says you must draw your character, to connect with the right parts of your brain or whatever? in this game, you absolutely must write i kill puppies for satan at the top of your character moviedatabase sheet. if you don't do it, you're clearly not in the spirit of the game and moviedatabase you might as well fuck off. tell your players that. tell 'em i said so. turn to your first player. have her introduce her moviedatabase character. hi, my name's morton and i kill puppies for satan. hi morton. please say something about yourself. if you're gonna run the kick in the head starting adventure that's coming up, say how do you know gerald stebbins? why did he invite you to his birthday party? no, come on, it's gotta be better than that, he only invited like eight people and one of them's you. |
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| a pump shotgun is good for making that noise before you shoot people in fucking half. a colt 9mm submachinegun is good for when you want to kill everybody in the room but you don't really want to kill the people in the next apartment, while an m16 is good for when you don't care who the fuck you kill. make your pcs use approximately wallpapers the right gun wallpapers for the job (but definitely don't expect them all to be gun geeks). oh, and if your pcs don't want wallpapers guns or want them only to use on animals not people, they're super cool (remember satan's guidelines). tell them right on from me. the evil fucked up side of ... that first session you gotta break the ice and get the stupid pcs to work together. it's the plague of roleplaying and fuck if most of the time we don't just have them meet in a bar instead. you can go ahead and just do it that way if you want, i mean hell it's your game, but maybe try this. |
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