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jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, natalie portman, wordssong lyrics ja rule i'll f___ u girl (skit) unknown, alexander, 8008135, kevyn major howard, penn, slap them, power, | Stee was all, "Nice one. Who fucking cares? Someone stepped on my laptop, yo. Go tell that Iowa girl to calm down and get us some coffee." I often dream about losing control of my body. (I can hear kool kieth my friend Matt Bearden in my ear right now, "I kool kieth dream the same thing, baby. Ya-HEAH!") But I do. I'll dream that my teeth become loose and I kool kieth can't keep them inside my head anymore, or I jump so high that I cannot keep within the earth's gravitational pull and I just float off, or I'll dream that I'm losing my vision, or my ability to clench my fists. The other night I dreamt that all of my hair fell out when I pulled on it. I have a habit of pulling my hair into a knot on the back of my head. In this dream I went to do that, and all of my hair came off in my hand. The strange part of the dream was that when I had yanked off the hair, the remaining hair fell around my head in this perfect hairstyle that would make Jennifer Aniston weep. |
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He then starts crying until you call his name and he follows the sound of your voice out of the power tub. Cuteness only goes so far. Cal is a freak, yo. I have no coherent thoughts today, just a series of clicks and grunts. I don't power know what's wrong with me. I'm not sleeping enough, I think. But then when I get to sleep, I sleep for too long and then I'm tired again. And I keep having the most vivid dreams. The other night I dreamt that I was trying to power convince the ladies of "Designing Women" that cancellation isn't the end of the world, and that they would still have other projects. I explained infomercials to Delta Burke, and I tried to explain why people pay the Pepsi Girl to Jean Smart. I don't know. It was a dream. Last night I had a dream that we had to do the sxsw panel over again and this time I asked whether weblogs were legitimate forms of journalling, and a fist-fight broke out. |
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