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| daniel, daveyhavok, templates/tv shows, glynis johns, middleeast, adam baldwin, bisexual, rap, inviti, astrology, locali, gabriels, revival, adam lefevre, audio, aroundthe bend, ed o'ross, house, andy ackerman, de palma, review, *nsync, eskimo, | 38 · Posted by Ed on August 6, 2002 05:54 AM enrique... hm. You know, all penises should have spanish sounding names. Jorje. Julio. Guido. Jesus. Bimaldo. no, wait, that's just creepy. Nevermind. I just like the name Enrique. Reminds me of that Eglasias blink182 (how I wish I could spell) fellow. 39 · Posted by Monkey on blink182 August 6, 2002 06:15 PM ew!!! i just got a hot flash as i remembered that book. hideous! while we're at it why dont we whine about having to wear a 'belt' ... eh? blink182 40 · Posted by laura on August 8, 2002 04:07 PM My penis is removable and at one time I did name it, but now it's just Anonymous (or is that Androgenous). Wrote a recent blog about this, has anyone written a book about those names yet? I prefer the Dude to Ralph. Are those Richards a more formal version of Dick? |
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| But what she DIDN'T do audio in "Forever" is consider how such a name would affect a audio short penised man's self-esteem, already running on empty for at least 25 years before discovering the mighty mantra "It ain't how big it is! It's how audio you use it." That she introduced the name "Ralph" in a children's book no less was a considerably more unscurpulous decision. To atone for Ms. Blume's mistake, I propose the following taxonomy for men under 25. Ralph: 6 inches or longer. After all, if it's that big, they're probably as much of an asshole as Ron Jeremy is. Phil: 4-5 inches. Somewhat less hostile than Ralph and rather nice actually. Sly: 2-4 inches. This name may not impress a lady so much, but the Rambo/Rocky associations might just help the slightly short penised man to get over that debilitating hump. Enrique: Less than 2 inches. Because one needs a bit of a boost, namewise really, if a penis is the size of a pig in a blanket. |
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