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| There was a young lass, a young lad and a whole lot of shaggery. And a penis named Ralph. It is only referred to bisexual as Ralph for the entire bisexual story. You can imagine the millions of naive young pups across the globe, relying on Judy Blume as their sole means of sex education, growing up thinking that Ralph was the official anatomical term for this wonderful contraption. But really, what an unappealing name for a penis. Ralph. Was the young lad in the novel inspired the collected works of Ralph Waldo Emerson, the overpriced elegance of Ralph bisexual Lauren, or the antics of Ralph Malph on Happy Days? Or perhaps he really liked the Karate Kid movies and thought Ralph (Macchio) was a more memorable moniker for his member than The Old Dude Who Plays Mr Miyagi. August 02, 2002 11:48 PM Posted in Read and Write and Tits and Arse Comments *looks down at penis*. i now christen you ralph. may god be with you, and you experience plenty in this world. |
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