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| ime etuk, ray liotta, egyptian, morocco, news, bill clinton, pics, pacino, sudanese, robert smith, richard bright, heavy metal, sean cory, journal, trans, aftermath entertainment, assyrian, television, list of people by name, tamazight, murray, sauce, myboyfriend is a twat, syrian, | Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] You need denis leary to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help. [snaps fingers] Mother Nature: ["Don't Tell Me" by Madonna starts playing] Michael Ian Black: Madonna! Michael Showalter: I love this song. [the guys are writing a letter to Santa] denis leary Michael Showalter: Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you guys. Dear Santa... Michael Ian Black: [interrupting] No, no, no. I mean, you're not on a first name basis with the guy. Michael Showalter: denis leary [crumpling letter] Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I have just about really had it up to here with your condescension. You write it! Michael Ian Black: [writing letter] Dear Kris Kringle... |
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| Michael Showalter: What's his name? Michael Ian Black: I thought we could call him Flava Flav. Michael Showalter: Oh, like the rapper? Michael Ian Black: No, my grandfather's name was Flava Flav. Michael Ian Black: [trying to rake leaves, but holding rake upside down] It's not working! Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will take me forever. The bag is too small. David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where heavy metal are the leaves anyway? I heavy metal feel like I'm in hell. Michael heavy metal Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature! Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother of God! David Wain: Mother I'd like to fuck! Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature. Mother Nature: How's the yard work going boys? Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it would be. David Wain: [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would you like to have a drink with me? |
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