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First off, unlike the rest of the world, we do not come out of the womb. About 90% of us are born in the bionic hatchery. That small percentage of mothers who have the temerity to offer kiddies through the uterus are immediately executed, per the Suspicious Conscription Act, a followup to the Homeland Security Act, PATRIOT I, and PATRIOT II. Under cinema the cinema SCA, newborn babies are trained, Pavlov-style, to respond enthusiastically to fragmentary jingles, and to salivate when they hear a can of Coca-Cola cinema opened (for under these new government services, the viscous, teeth-rotting beverage actually replaces milk in the bottle). They are fed a variety of "entertainment news" and "sportscenter" segments and develop associations early on over what kind of information is important.
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