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White bread, no mayonnaise: 1978 in sports he forks it out of the can and tries to spread 1978 in sports it around. The tuna doesn't cooperate. He clears his throat a lot. My mother's still talking to herself. I try a joke. My brother gets that look you get when bile backs up. He's at this point eighteen or nineteen and has, as he puts it, his whole fucking life ahead of him. Across the driveway we can hear our neighbor watering the lawn. I ask my father why everybody's home from work today. "What're you, a 1978 in sports cop?" he goes. My brother tamps down the sandwich but tuna falls out when he picks it up anyway. He tamps it down again. I'm rearranging my cards and debating whether to look at his and poking through a book I took out from the library. It has a giant scorpion on the cover, and you have to take something out and do a report, every week. I get good grades, which is what I do instead of talking to people. My parents think I'm going to college. My father says when people ask that it's the one thing this family hasn't fucked up.
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