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Dreamy Girl A polite person never says anything to the subjects of their masturbatory fantasies of the roles they play in her inner erotic s life. Why? s Well, take s Andy Samberg for example. If I ever met him, I'd opt to discuss comedy or fashion or politics with him, omitting any references to the dozen or more times I've pictured him sitting on Daniel V.'s face. That information might make Andy uncomfortable, and then what hope would I have of ever getting into his pants? Is there anything you can do? Yes, DG, there is. The tactful way to show your appreciation to someone you've masturbated about is by making an anonymous donation to a worthy charity in their name. (I made a large donation to the American Society for the Preservation of Boyish, Shaggy-Haired Men in the names of Andy Samberg and Daniel V.) There probably aren't many people who are loyal readers of both Savage Love and The Economist, but I'm one.
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