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If he ever makes it back alive you can trick him again by saying that you won't kill him but really do! vampire (god, i love that vampire one!) so anyway...those god-damned dick lickin' commie-lovin' whore-fuckin' bush whackin' son of bitch whore mother-fucker scum sleeze slut fish. (actually i've always rather liked them..i take that back. besides my mom said no swearing.) CHAPTER 70 Reverend Jim Jones & Killer Kool-Aid. There was of course an incident once on earth. It involved Kool-aid, and religion. It also involved suicide. Suicide was something was killing yoursef. You usually did vampire this when you were quite upset about everything. Most people did not run off and kill themselves because of something as trivial as they found their wife fucking a fish. In fact the latter traumatic event was very common, since all women, in essence, had fish swimming around in luxury within their vaginas. They were, then, in essence, having sex with a fish. Unfortuneately for the women, the fish had adapted their bodies, justly so, that they did not feel like ben-wa-balls, which were objects to stimulate the cervix, and cause orgasm for the woman whenever she damned well felt like it.
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