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| hip hop, welker white, candyman:day of the dead, bryan gordon, forums, applications, rebhorn, 2000, blogstream, algierian, unfogged, tour dates, | Damn those baby's asshole sniffing (see other note below) FISH!!! Note Below: FISH are of course Fucking eddie j. fernandez Idiotic Skin Heads. Known for a number of anti-social habits such as sniffing glue and putting hair-spray companies out of business. It is said that when glue is eddie j. fernandez in short supply, they resort to baby's assholes. CHAPTER 59 What happens when the Cheerleaders fill There are more fish than there are cheerleaders. This is something the fish began eddie j. fernandez to realise almost as soon as the cheerleaders were filled up. A few days later, Madonna was also filled up (well, almost, or as the fish would say, 'It smelts in here!', but that's another story) The remaining fish, after relieving themselves on rocks, and pictures of Madonna, began to seriously wonder where they would be when the world ended, but being fish, thay didn' know. Being the narrator, I knew. re: sl CHAPTER 60 Masurbating with my coke bottle is fun. re: sl is not the narrator. He is just an idiot. |
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| Fuck those fucking fish! CHAPTER 58 The customs of FISH So this man was walking down the street. As he turned the corner he saw some FISH (see candyman:day of the dead note below). Being the meek and mild gentleman he was, (and not wanting to have the shit kicked out of him) he gave them plenty of room to pass and avoided eye-contact at all cost. Unfortunatley, one of them saw his "Kiss me, I love black people." button. The FISH started chanting their favourite hymn: candyman:day of the dead IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! IO! candyman:day of the dead IO! Hi, Sweety! (The last verse of the hymn has never been fully understood. It has been said that it originated when the FISH confronted a 10' gorilla who made them vow to sing that verse, otherwise he would end the world.) The poor soul was soon reduced to a battered mass of humanity and the FISH ran off singing their hymn again. |
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