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| boobies, movie, trisha lafache, christopher carley, arabians, steve, adventure, william fichtner, lamont, vinyard, charlize theron, television shows, wedding, | As a little side note: Mr. Wilber was seen masterbating many times by the local bruce boa fish of the area. They, however, did not give a speach about it. CHAPTER 16 GREAT MASTURBATORS over the centuries Oddly, at that given time, Albert Wilber was little more than a fish himself. In an odd sort of way. He was a fish. bruce boa He basically did what everyone else did.. he followed. Everyone in society is a fish to a certain bruce boa extent. Living for one purpose: To release the egg, or to inseminate it. The fish knew this. The fish realised that humans were nothing more than they were, and thus, the fish had concluded that they were nothing more than humans. Perhaps that was why the world ended. Perhaps the fish could not stand being so much like humans. There is an incident in life, which should be brought up, as an important feature for us all: Masturbation. |
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| Unfortuneately, he was hung wedding up in traffic, and he never did make it to the beach to talk the fish wedding out of ending the world. Bloody bastards probably would strangulated him, too. Our only ally. The only man who dared to warn us about the fish. Those damned fish! Callous screaming bastards! CHAPTER 15 The masterbating fish Fish are odd creatures, but are not too keen on Masterbation. There has only been wedding one sighting of a fish masterbating in the history of mankind. This sighting is recorded, word by word, in a great sacrid book. The fish was seen by a one Alfred Wilbler, who was fishing. Mr. Wilbler saw the fish running (or swimming as fish do, but Wlbler stated in his great fish masterbation speach of 1765 that it was running) over a pile of marbels. Upon closer examination, Wilber discovered that the fish was spewing out semen all over the marbels, and thus concluded that the fish was, indeed, masterbating. |
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