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"No I wouldn't," said the famer athiest. "Chicken!" Said Joe. "Chicken! Come on giovani you big athiest. I just dare you." Thus, Christ was once again stuck on a stick. How amazing it is that Joe was in fact, a relative of the first Christ, who, contrary to popular belief, giovani was basically related to every single damn person in the world, seeing how his mother was a big slut. "Mary the Slut" was her name. "The slut of Vlore, Albania" was what else she was called. How amazingly odd it is that people thought that Christ and his giovani slut mother came from Isreal. An accident in translation about 1865 years ago made by a silly man, switched Albania with Isreal. Oh well. You might just call me a blasphmous dog. Hey! Its all true. And if you don't believe me, just ask those damned fish. CHAPTER 14 The Bigthingys and Marbles. Then you are persuaded to ask yourself one simple question: If there is no God, and there was no Christ, then Who instilled the drive into the fish to end the world?
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