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| berber, discopub, yvette mercedes, guzman, 1954 in sports, hbo home video, derek, alternative press, gothic, gangsters, loser, ethan suplee, xanga, herbie ade, | New Jack Goths faint when they see my picture Why? I'm more 'Scarey' than Richard In john scurti my hooptie hearse I'm driving through the hood Sucking on a 40 ounce full of type o john scurti blood I got a full clip so's I can slaughter shit Plus one in the chamber just like Roderick So duck when I'm firing, I'm loud john scurti like a siren Got more rhymes than Lord Motherfuckin' Byron What's my name? Christian DEF Can I get funky? No problem Even make Roz Williams shake his ass in his coffin Gangstas used to be hard but now they fall behind Cus we got a bigger body count at Columbine Death rockers are running shit and I'm not bragging If you got a solid-gold casket, I'm jacking Fully strapped with these fangs I'm packing I'm a thugged out Goth and my fishnets are sagging And to the left, y'all, and to the left, y'all, because my motherfuckin' name is Christian Def y'all And to the right, y'all, and to the right, y'all, Because I prey upon the living at night, y'all! MMMANIAC WITH AN IGLOO The beat here is a waltz. |
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| I'm rapping in an archaic RUN-DMC style for no reason. I think this song alternative press dates from 1999 also. I got bigger hair than Robert Smith Use Aqua-Net for the extra lift You say Goths can't rap? that's just a myth alternative press I got more flavor than Skippy or Jif Regular or even chunky style I spruce up the gloom with a brand new funky style My rapping is so scary that everyone left And I named my band Christian Def! Stole a fat beat alternative press from the Sisters of Mercy Nickname 'Count Vlad' but real name Percy Slit my wrists and my mom called the nursie Compared to me even Ian Curtis is perky What's my name? Christian DEF I consider it my duty to imitate Siouxie You sucker-ass Goths wind up looking like Hootie You're going bald, you got 3 kids, and You're still trying to be spooky ? That's dookie! I'm on the dark side, just like Darth Your bitch trying to look like Louise Brooks, but she looks more like Garth Funkin' up the cemetery with my crazy new vibe Not Samoan but I'm still down with the BOO T.R.I.B.E! |
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