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And even though it's really funny, the rhyming is high-tech too. There's lots of complex cadences and obscure cultural references. CALL ME PINKBEARD, MISTRESS OF THE HIGH SEAS This beat is interesting because there is no DOWNBEAT. Instead of an accent on the start of each bar, there's comedies & family ent. an uncomfortable PAUSE. Plus disturbing samples of comedies & family ent. whips and pitch-shifted screaming. The bass is really me playing bass, but the horn hits are James Brown. Written in 2000. Avast, ye sleazy swabs On the high seas, you're getting robbed Just for sport I'll make your life "nasty, brutish and short" a la Thomas Hobbes Even odds I'll leave your whole squad topsy-turvy Never get scurvy cus I got more apples than Steve Jobs or even Steve Wozniack .... "Are you a pirate?" Is Bill Cosby black?!? Ahoy there matey, I'm coming sicker than rabies Ye just can't fade me, I'm taking out your whole navy But I'm not just a buccaneer, I'm a fuckin' queer Going up in rears when I penetrate bodily Naughtily introduce a cabin boy to the joy of sodomy Even got the Three Musketeers hot for me I don't need to be in port for them to be docking me I don't hit more skins,
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