Lt. Amos: Like ME, collateral de palma

locali, gabriels, revival, adam lefevre, audio, aroundthe bend, ed o'ross, house, andy ackerman, de palma, review, *nsync, eskimo, single mother, henancius, blabbermouth, jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, So few bullets... Ford Fairlane: Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im. Lt. collateral Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women... Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons... Colleen collateral Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that collateral excite you? Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father. Ford Fairlane: Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. Ford Fairlane: Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "Nice try." and pulled out a straw... Ford Fairlane: Yo. Snapperhead. Jazz: Well, that weekend was a mistake. Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed? Ford Fairlane: How much? Ticket Guy: 300. Ford Fairlane: 300? You charged the chicks one.
Best Mature Paysites
Lt. Amos: Like ME, right? Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you. Ford Fairlane: Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats fuck with more harmony. Ford Fairlane: I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm. Johnny Crunch: If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum de palma jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch. Ford Fairlane: de palma [to women running from his bed] Do my dishes. Ford Fairlane: What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that de palma like what you do? Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. Write down my number: 555-6321 Got it? Twin Club Girl: Yeah. Wait a minute. 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies. Ford Fairlane: No shit, honey. What do you think this is? Real life? Ford Fairlane: You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life. Ford Fairlane: So many assholes...
rise, musica, literary, norman field (ii)
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the largest sex personals network.FREE signup!
Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams,
meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now