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Boy: DSL? Girl: I was like, "DSL, what the fuck does that mean?". Boy: What did he say? Girl: "Dick Suckin' Lips." And I said, now hold on-- Boy: Damn... --58th and letters & 8th Overheard by: Ed C Link To or Email this Post They Talk Smack About and letters You, Too Girl: I like dogs! Guy: Yeah, right. and letters Girl: Actually I'm violently allergic to them. --Houston & Eldridge Link To or Email this Post NYC: 1000 Cultures, 1000 Stereotypes Short guy: You from Guyana? Black chick: Yes, I am. Short guy: Damn! I can always tell a Guyanese woman! Black chick: Oh yeah? How? Short guy: By your front teeth. You all have that funny gap thing going on. See? You got it too! --3 train Overheard by: Karen Seiger Link To or Email this Post May 04, 2005 Wednesday One-liners Are Dead Guy: Yeah, well, he's a big fan of the cadaver tissue. --Washington Heights Lady on cell: My god he killed everyone last night. He first sat on her then started to beat on her. Then she got up and started beating on him.
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