Catholic School boy #2: greenday intellectual
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Catholic School boy #2: Yeah man, I don't call 'em bitch no more. Now, I call 'em broads. Catholic School boy #1: Nah, I ain't callin' you a bitch cause you bitchin'. I'm calling you a bitch cause that's just what you call 'em. It's a colloquialism. --6 train Overheard by: Jacob Feldman Link To or Email this Post Foreplay Don'ts intellectual Girl: intellectual You want a lap dance? Guy: Huh? Sure, where? Girl: How about your place?...I'll give you one for two hundred bucks. Guy: What? Are you crazy? Girl: Okay, 50. I'm really a nice girl...I'm
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