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| alexander, day, dean parisot, locali, how to edit a page, armstrong, arliss howard, pacino, strange news, comedy video, bob, larry charles, funny essays, | Chick: You really are a sick bastard. --68th & West End Link To or Email this Post Trust Us, Einstein: The Girl's On To You, See? Man: I want to change my access code. My girl's got my access code and I don't want her to have it no more. I don't want her seeing my messages, see? Customer service lady: OK. But that's a Sprint phone. Man: So? Woman: This is the Verizon store. Man: Oh. Really? --Verizon, 86th between Lexington & 3rd Overheard by: Carolyn Link To or Email this Post Come to New York! It's Safe, Really! Black woman: You don't go in there, girl, that's the men's bathroom! If you go in there, they're going to rape you! And don't think that they wouldn't, because they will! They're going to put you down on the floor and rape you and your daughter! |
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| Bye. --Washington Square Park Euro chick: No silly, American football is like a girly version of rugby, they have rules and pads. --66th & Lexington Man: Look at all these little bananas! I don't want none a these. These little bananas are for funny essays ladies. --28th & Park fruit funny essays stand Woman: You think that the players look at their butts funny essays in the mirror to see what we see? --Yankee Stadium bleachers Overheard by: Aryeh Jasper Link To or Email this Post May 24, 2005 Never Shit in a Woman's Eclair. Never. Au Pair: I think that I should give you the time-out because that was not right what you did. Little girl: No! Au Pair: I am not hearing you because you are timed-out now. --54th between 6th and 7th Overheard by: Paul Drew Link To or Email this Post There's More to Making Love Than Fucking Guy: I adore this cup so much I'm gonna make love to it. |
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