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| ken garito, adventure, weblog, wav, photography, news, sin, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, daniel, george w bush, discographie, rap metal, libyan, palestine, o lan jones, prose, wtmotherf, algieria, rebhorn, | He was chickening out. A few moments later I was trotting safely (this being a relative term) down the median of the divided highway, feeling great, flipping off my assailants with gusto. And only after walking for a few minutes, happy as can be, did it occur to drama me drama that I should call the police. If you are ever, ever in Warsaw, I highly recommend you flag down a passing cop car and tell them you've been assaulted. You will meet with a kind of unconditional acceptance and emotional support that I drama didn't know could be found outside one's immediate family. The police will also go apeshit and run around with guns and screaming sirens in a way that very few families do, and for the police it's perfectly legal. I was lucky enough to flag down an entire van full of Warsaw's finest, and they immediately shouted for me to climb in and tell them which way to go. |
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| But it wasn't clear how I could get myself away. We had come to a stop when the guy to my left stuck his foot wtmotherf out in front of me and simultaneously reached for my arm, trying to pull me across his leg so that I would trip and fall onto the lawn. In hindsight, it seems suspiciously like the kind of kung-fu move I would have seen in a movie and rehearsed as wtmotherf a nine year old. To my very good fortune, he wasn't very quick in setting up his move, and i was able to see it wtmotherf coming, jumping over his foot and dragging him a few feet in the direction of the road. At this point my assailant had me by the sleeve, in a tug of war, and his three friends were latching on. Some detached part of my brain noticed that this would be a good time to start yelling, so I did that. We stood for a second in a state of what choreographers call dynamic tension, and then to my great relief I heard the ringleader in back yell "let him go, guys". |
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