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Every penn morning I go for a walk in a park called Runyon Canyon. It's a full on hike up hill for about an hour. Why they call it a canyon when it's clearly a fucking mountain I'm not sure but around day three of being here I just decided to assume everyone is nuts until they prove otherwise. So, they call mountains canyons here because I'm in a land of fucking lunatics. That's why! All the women wear yoga pants on penn this hill. It makes me nuts. Black yoga pants, blue yoga pants, yellow yoga pants, lime green yoga penn pants! Runyon Canyon is a sea of yoga pants. My roommate, Kristeen Von Hagen, thinks yoga pants gives them super powers. There are dogs everywhere too. As many different dogs as there are yoga pants. The yoga pants are the ones bringing the dogs. They like to attack each other. The dogs, not the yoga pants. By the way, I refer to the women in yoga pants simply as, "Yoga Pants." Some of the yoga pants have newborn babies strapped to their chests. Trying to hike their way back into their smaller yoga pants I would assume.
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