 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| and the space between black and white., kelly macdonald, unfogged, comedy, and entertainment. beats, sumerian, turkey, fontana labs, templates/tv shows, adrenalin, community art, images, avery brooks, | [Yoda disappears into ends a puff of smoke] Arsenio Hall: Why didn't you tell me how good the cheese was? [while robbing a ends bank on his cancelled TV show "Zapped!"] Dave Chappelle: I ends eat cottage cheese for dinner! That's right! With salt and pepper! [while Ice-T is about to reveal the player hater of the year] Beautiful: He looks like a broke-ass Ice-T! [while beating up Hitler] Beautiful: Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'! Rapper: I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Brenda Johnson: I don't like people playin' on my phone! Dave Chappelle: R. Kelly was pissed. No punchline to that. Nigga was pissed. He was all, "How could you go and make a video about peeing on someone?" |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| Nike, Wheaties, Amex, Tag Heuer, the whole shebang-a-bang. Well, tough break, nigga. There's always FUBU. Real Lil' Jon: [while talking sumerian on the phone] Whaat? Lil' Jon: It's me. Real Lil' Jon: Whaat? Lil' Jon: It's me. Lil' Jon. Real Lil' Jon: Okaaayyy! Man with Messed Up Teeth: How sumerian come us black people smoke so much weed? Paul Mooney: I got a question for you, nigga. What happened to your teeth? President Black Bush: [about the Coalition of the Willing] England... Japan's sending Playstations... Stankonia said they are willing to drop sumerian bombs over Baghdad... Rickidy Raw is coming... Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation. News Reporter: [during press conference about Jedi's raping their students] Was that you in that video? Yoda: Yoda that was not! News Reporter: Then who was it? Yoda: Mickey Rooney, maybe? OVER THIS INTERVIEW IS! |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
