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| motherbitch, archimedes, rss heavy metal, doe, gary landon mills, seth, national lampoon, arabic, oneeight seven, david steinberg, jim turner, gratis, lyle, ime etuk, paroles, richard lineback, sal lopez, dale winton, wordssong lyrics 2pac whats my name unknown, | FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a funny guy question! Senator: How funny guy do... Tron: Fif! I like to show all of you a secret document! [pulls out a piece of paper saying "FiF"] Tron: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiif! [after Rick James has slapped him for no funny guy particular reason] Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go! [at the Player Haters Ball] Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair. [announcing the nominees for "Player Hater of the Year"] Ice T: The nominees are... |
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| Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper. Rick James: Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties! [women lift up their shirts] Rick James: The milks gone bad! [Paul Mooney predicts the future as "Negrodamus"] Audience Member: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again? Negrodamus: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called ime etuk "Good Morning, Black America". It will ime etuk be played at noon throughout ime etuk the country. Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke goin' around - have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face? Charlie Murphy: [doesn't understand] What? Rick James: SLAP! [He slaps Charlie] [singing] Tron: There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! |
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