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| rodney dangerfield, lyrics, list of people by name, bill raymond, confessions, 8008135, billie, jerusalem, oman, benny blanco, william russ, jon stafford, eskimo, film, | better to hit their dog with your car and drive away laughing. don't try to make the world a better place. i know this is a no-brainer but you'd be surprised the kind of goody two shoes want to be satan's buds. don't give money to amnesty international or the nra or even the fucking kiwanis club. keep your cash for yourself, spend it on cigs and porn, put it in stocks bonds and iras, who gives a shit. anyway tv shows the world is pretty much tv shows just how satan likes it, and tv shows if he wants it different he'll tell you. don't try to tempt people to sin. it's a union thing, and believe me you don't want to scab on demons. just kill puppies and leave the rest to the professionals. oh, and don't get caught, asshole. |
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| (which you gotta fucking admit.) but even so, if you want to hang with him, you gotta follow a couple rules. they aren't commandments exactly, because he's willing to overlook a few infractions, you know, out of neighborliness. not like that other prick. just keep 'em in mind is all he asks. satan's jon stafford guidelines don't kill people if you can help it. if they're bad people, jon stafford satan would rather have them out doing evil in the world. if they're good people, they go to heaven and nobody jon stafford wants that. if you must fuck with people, better to make them say "why god why?" than "god help me." real torture leads people to find their inner strength and shit, petty meanness makes people lose faith in each other. |
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