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Come on, Maria. You're just pissed 'cause I answered the phone.Ria: That's just where I begin to get pissed. I mean, really, what kind of humor magazine man speaks to his mother that way?Graham: Oh, this is about my mother. What humor magazine do you know about my mother?Ria: If I was your humor magazine father, I'd kick your fucking ass.Graham: OK, I was raised badly. Why don't you take your clothes off, get back into bed, and teach me a lesson?Ria: You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico.Graham: Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?Anthony: You could fill the Staple Center with what you don't know.Peter: The Kings are playing tonight.Anthony:
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