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| filthy jokes, squishy, iran, foto, shirley henderson, judy davis, denis leary, letras, charlize theron, goldlyrics, frank adonis, | I wait around the hospital reading Redbook's Helen Hunt interview and learning how couples reservoirdogs should handle stressing over money. Eventually I'm brought back to the exam room. The first few zooms through the Ring of Fire are reservoirdogs completely fine, though the computerized voice reservoirdogs telling me when to hold my breath reminds me a little too much of "2001." When the imaging dye is injected into my IV, I have the alarming sensation of my face melting off and I wonder if I'll come out looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein. (I don't.) We do a few more images and then I stagger home feeling a little queasy from the fasting and the barium. On the walk home, a strange man with an uncanny resemblance to Bobby Peru ("just like the country") asks for directions; I'm stumped but somehow I avoid getting abducted. |
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| My life's not like this (I say partly because charlize theron it's true, partly in case the admin is reading) but the email is still funny. Go to Main Page | Link | Comments (38) | TrackBack charlize theron (3) Friday random medical test review Posted by Fontana Labson 03.03.06 The next in my series of posts on various medical charlize theron tests. This morning's CT scan adventure started about 6:30, when I woke up to drink a bottle of some kind of barium solution. (This allows imaging of the intestines.) As you'd expect, it's nasty: a chalky white drink with a taste that says "I'm a chemist's attempt at palatability!" I pay some bills, balance my checkbook, then drink a second bottle. This is harder to keep down, but superhuman control of my gag reflex* gets me through. |
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