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| confession, commentary, relationship, skins, sales, dark comedy, boobies, gardolins, online art, lanny flaherty, | A lie is a gesture, it's a courtesy, it's a little respect. This is very disrespectful. Larry David: This is called a Swiss Army Knife. Do you know what televison Switzerland is? Tara Michaelson: No, what's that? Larry David: Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Thor The Wrestler: I've got three kids in there scared half to televison death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em! Larry: No, sir, we were, televison we were... we were playing cowboys and indians... Thor The Wrestler: Hey, you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence! Larry: No, I'm not a violent... Thor The Wrestler: Shut up! You know what's you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of twisted steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. |
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| Jeff Greene: Twenty times? Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'! Jeff Greene: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'? Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather! Jeff Greene: You don't have a stepfather. Larry: I know, but I didn't like the implication! Larry: [Larry is making small talk during a long, boring relationship car ride with Cheryl] You ever had a relationship fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh *apples*. Never had a fresh *grape*. Never... had a fresh *cherry*. Never had a fresh *pear*. Never *seen* a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. Larry David: [to Cheryl, while they are sitting, waiting for the Dansons to call] They could at least lie to us. You know, call us and lie! We don't want to sit here like schmucks. |
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