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| Cheryl: Oh, everyone's noticed that. Larry: You don't work. You're unemployed. Cheryl: Loving you is my job, Larry. Larry: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be 1998 able to hear them. It's not that bad. Susie Greene: You four-eyed fuck. [Larry is on a bad 1998 trip, looking in a bathroom mirror] Larry's reflection: 1998 What are you looking at? You see something? Huh? Larry: Wh- What did I do? Larry's reflection: What did you do? You know what you did! You did nothing! Larry: If you want me to do something, just tell me! Larry's reflection: You've got to change the diet, I've told you about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that! Larry: I'm doing the best I can. Larry's reflection: Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you? |
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