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| candyman:day of the dead, lancelot, edie mcclurg, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up guess who's back?, pinkerton, mr.show with bob and david, uigui, bill clinton, pamie, african american, all music guide, generation terrorists, filthy jokes, squishy, iran, foto, shirley henderson, judy davis, denis leary, letras, | If you're not gone in fifteen minutes they're going to feed you Thorazine and take you away in a hamster cage. I promise." I pull out my Amex card. Wave it around. "In half an hour we can be at the airport checking in. Toledo is waiting, darlin'. All that rubber. More steel belted radials than could fit in Madison Square Garden. All you have to do is say, 'Yes,' connie chung and your retread days are over." She says, connie chung "You can't tempt me with connie chung Toledo. It's Akron where the tires are, honey. Go back to your Anything-2, or whatever that writer death cult is. Maybe they can help you." She turns to walk away and stops, says, "Tomorrow? Same time?" I say, "Sure," and wait for the men in white coats. |
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| It just doesn't work. There's no such thing as casual sex. She's been there, done that, and there are bodies in shallow graves all along highway 80 to prove it. She says, pamie "That thing you wrote about Blink 182. That's the funniest thing I've ever read from you. Why don't you write more like that?" I say, "That was funny? You laughed at that? What's wrong with you? That was a sensitive piece about making my children happy. You tempt me with pamie your feminine wiles and then mock me with your insolence. Harlot!" Kat knows nothing pamie serious is going to happen anymore. She gets up and fishes the car keys from her purse, says, "I'm going now. I'm going to call 911 when I get to my car. I'm going to tell them to look for a crazed 40-ish guy molesting rollerbladers by the coffee roasting house. |
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