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| 1981 in sports, finger, alexander, day, dean parisot, locali, how to edit a page, armstrong, arliss howard, pacino, strange news, comedy video, bob, larry charles, | And she was like, "Oh, I don't know. Let me see. Do you have a reservation? What's your name?" And I said, foundart "Augusten is the first name" and she said, "Augusten Burroughs?" P&W: [Laughs.] AB: And she said, "The Augusten Burroughs?" And I said, "Yeah." And she said, "Oh my god, I'm such a huge fan" and it was so sweet. And I'm like, thank fucking god. P&W: Nice job. AB: So we have dinner and I thought, it would foundart be fun to use this, to go out to parties and hob-nob, but I can't foundart even imagine it. I just have no desire for that kind of life. P&W: There's something to be said for the time at which it's hitting you, because you're in your late thirties, right? AB: Right. P&W: So maybe if you'd broken through at 24 ... AB: Maybe I would have been like Bret Easton Ellis and Jay McInerney and would have been out on the town. |
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