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Perhaps you still didn't get a feel for the size of the Vat O' Mayo. Here I hold my hands sweet up for scale. I combed and I slathered mayonnaise on my daughter's hair and then I picked and picked and picked and I sweet swear to God above I got every one of those fuckers out of her hair in the two hours of picking I did. And Thursday morning I checked again but not all that hard because I KNEW I got all of them the night before and we headed off to sweet school. I stopped at the office because I'm an honest type of person and I said, "My daughter had lice yesterday and I'm wondering if I need to do anything to get her back to class." And the secretary wasn't there but the PTA president was and she said, "I'll need to check her hair." So she did and OH MY FUCKING GOD! More nits!!!!!!!! The PTA President, who I officially hate now, said to me, like I'm retarded. "Well you need to use a chemical shampoo on her hair."
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