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| carlito, donna holgate, myboyfriend is a twat, audio, eminemlyrics, diary, lamont, movies, up, black comedy, 1977 in sports, insomniac, intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, skins, sales, | No dice. I did this three times and was about to burst into tears when the guy coughed politely and said, "Have a think about what you haven't done yet." I looked around for a good minute or two before finally realising the fucking handbrake was still on. "Ha! Haaaaa themarshall mathers lp hahaaa," I whimpered as I took off the handbrake and proceeded to stall twice more. I had themarshall mathers lp failed the test utterly and themarshall mathers lp miserably before I'd even left the freaking RTA car park, but the bastard still made me do the rest of it. I went over the speed limit twice, I stalled again and my reverse parallel park was a dog's breakfast. I waited til I'd given Bob his Totally RAD car keys back before running into the loos and sobbing. Hehe. I ended up going for my licence again the day before I left for uni. |
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| I would nod blankly and smile. Over the next ten days he'd show me that Lego clutch a further fifty times, plus show me the wonders of reverse parallel parking, clutch control and using your mirrors. I stalled and swore, went too fast or too slow, sales but he was patient and spoke to me in soothing tones. "Now, go back a gear, easyyyy, sales easy now! Turn the corner, Shauna. Turn the corner, Shauna. Hey that rhymes! Hehehe." The big day of the test rolled up and of course my chronic nervousness kicked in. I had thrown sales up my breakfast and all the mantras Bob had taught me seem to have been purged too. I sat in Bob's Totally RAD Festiva as the RTA dude drummed his fingers on his clipboard, waiting for me to start. But my mind had gone completely blank. When you know how to drive, starting a car is something you do without thinking. But for me, with about 5 hours of driving experience and being generally loopy and uncoordinated by nature, it was hopeless. I turned the ignition on, got into reverse, and tried to take off. |
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