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The shaker funnyblog is a mason jar full of coffee beans. There's toy flutes in the mix, played backwards. The lyrics are this weird Oedipal drama featuring Maury, his funnyblog wife Connie, and myself. This funnyblog is-- regrettably-- the only real 'storytelling' rhyme on this album. This is also from 2000. Here's another off-kilter story About a sick little bastard named Maury Povitch, Asked me for my autograph and I said, "Hell no, bitch!" You no-talent TV tabloid Jerry Springer ringer I break your thumb and two of your fingers Now you make the devil sign at all times with splints on Kid you need to go hide out just like Thomas Pynchon I mean lay low, You're way low for TV let alone basketball Drag your midget ass and cheap suits to a David Lynch casting call Talking backwards.... Need to quit, you're washed up, go in a Deicide pit and get moshed up; kid you're old !
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