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| ewan mcgregor, moroccian, feature film drama, donal sutherland, freaks, translation, manchicken, television shows, discopub, grouphug, kieron jecchinis, | On the one hand, I do have a bit of remorse at having overreacted. But on the other hand, I wish I could have seen the murray lady's face when she started receiving issues of "Juggs," "Rough Rider," and "Cat Aficionado" in murray her mailbox. About 10 years ago when I was so broke I couldn't even afford the hole out of a donut, I used to wake up early on Sunday mornings to steal my neighbor's New York Times. Regrettably, this is one of the things that I feel guiltiest about. Talk about fucking up somebody's murray Sunday. What an asshole I was! I once smoked a joint in my apartment up on the 16th floor and, for kicks, shined a tiny laser pointer onto the neighborhood crazy guy down below on the street. |
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| By television shows the end of class, he sometimes had 100 little balls of paper in his hair. Although I never faked my own death to break up with a girl, I once broke up with a girl by FedEx-ing a letter to her house. I even enclosed a return envelope so I could get my keys back. However, the girl was certifiably insane and had completely trashed television shows my apartment partying with her friends the night before (while I was out television shows of town.) Once, after a woman I know pissed me off, I exacted revenge by filling out over 100 subscription cards to various magazines in her name and checking the box that said "Bill Me Later." |
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