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| suburbia, ron gabriel, seth green, culture, dialogue, tony danza, unf, candyman:day of the dead, lancelot, edie mcclurg, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up guess who's back?, pinkerton, mr.show with bob and david, uigui, bill clinton, | When lady of the lake I order coffee, I want it filled six times MR. BLONDE Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too fucking busy? MR. lady of the lake PINK Words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary. EDDIE Excuse me, lady of the lake Mr. Pink - the last fucking thing you need's another cup of coffee. MR. PINK Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. MR. BLUE You don't care they're counting on your tips to live? (Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.) MR. PINK You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. |
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| They make shit. MR. PINK Don't give me that. She don't ron gabriel make enough money, she can quit. (Mr. Blonde laughs.) EDDIE I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to ron gabriel say that. Let me just ron gabriel get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? MR. PINK I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds. (Eddie laughs.) I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job. MR. BLUE Hey, this girl was nice. MR. PINK She was OK - but she wasn't anything special. MR. BLUE What's special, take you in the back and suck your dick? (They laugh.) EDDIE I'd go over 12% for that. MR. PINK Hey Look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. |
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