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He raised his eyebrow at Gareth, "Big spender, aren't ya buddy?" Next we were introduced to the Reverend who'd be doing the officals. She was all cute and seth round like Dawn French in seth the Vicar of Dibley. "So it's Shauna and.. Gar-eth?" She pronounced his name like it rhymed with "caress", with added lisp. "Gareth!" "Shauna and Gary, okay. Now Gary you come with me down the aisle and we'll shut the doors so the bride can make her dramatic entrance. I'll say a few words, then we do the vows, and then you'll be seth married!" It was so surreal. Even as the Bridal March cranking up, I couldn't comprehend that this was our wedding. I just stared at the cheesy photos on the wall muttering, "Heh heh heh." Someone opened the double doors and I strolled down the aisle, vaguely thinking "Oh, there's Gareth", but mostly "Woohoo!
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