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But only by a little bit. Excited now? Good. Let's get started. Rabbits' Feet: A downer to start with, sorry. But consider: where did this ritual come from? The carrying of a severed mammal's foot- nay, the flaunting of said animal's foot- for good luck? They dyed them! Pik yur krazie kulur! Was some Austrian chef so bored lancelot with the constant whisking away of the detritus of his hasenfeffer egregia that he finally hit on a marketing scheme to make marks off lancelot the surplus? And what happened to the equally useless bunny heads? I have a theory (I always do). Bunny slippers. You thought those nighttime fuzzies were cotton, didn't you? Nope. Expertly filleted and taxidermied bunny heads, they were. Airfreighted to Malaysia where they were crafted onto bedroom shoes. Oh, the humanity. Cigarette TV ads: Yeah, sorry. This Nostalgia's going to run a bit sordid for a while. Here be monsters. Despair hope all ye who enter here. Sorry. These are the only forebodings I know.
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